Twilight Sindrome (5)

Yeah, I know that I'm being very lax here. Sorry. x_x

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V: Sorry, the "little favor" against that Meyer woman failed.
V: She spread so many wrongness about vampires that my dad made her employee of the month.
V: I gues you will have to find a way to cease to be human. I can help you with that.
B: Don't worry, Vlad. I already have something in mind. Behold "The Geek Handbook".
B: With lots of theory and practice.
B: ...Should I choose a classical geek style or a modern one?
V: Whatever. Just get rid of this handkerchief.