Twilight Sindrome (2)

I'm still alive. I think. xD

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B: Come on, Lucy, give me a chance!
L: Why? You don't drink blood, neither even howl to the moon. You are just a boring human boy, like Mike Newton.
B: LIKE WHO?

Twilight Sindrome (1)

Yep. Twilight jokes. Don't say to me that you didn't see that coming. :P

Vlad just doesn't want to look like a chilli pepper.

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F: Whisper, whisper. Hihi. Whisper...
F: Whisper, whisper. Hihi. Whisper. Whisper, whisper. Hihi. Whisper. Hihihi.
V: Lucy!
L: Hmmm?
V: Tell your friends...
V: ...THAT I DON'T SPARKLE!
V: I avoid the sun because I have a sensitive pale skin.
F: Aaaaaaaw.