Twilight Sindrome (5)

Yeah, I know that I'm being very lax here. Sorry. x_x

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V: Sorry, the "little favor" against that Meyer woman failed.
V: She spread so many wrongness about vampires that my dad made her employee of the month.
V: I gues you will have to find a way to cease to be human. I can help you with that.
B: Don't worry, Vlad. I already have something in mind. Behold "The Geek Handbook".
B: With lots of theory and practice.
B: ...Should I choose a classical geek style or a modern one?
V: Whatever. Just get rid of this handkerchief.

Twilight Sindrome (4)

Dun-dun-DUUUUN!

Bram was not the first to ask him this.

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B: I'm done with this being-a-drunken-wimp thing, Vlad. We need some attitude to deal with this twiligjt frenzy.]B: How much would you charge me to bring Stephenie Meyer's head in a silver tray?
V: Come on, Bram, what kind of sick picture of me you have in your mind?
V: I would never charge a friend to do a small favor like that.

Twilight Sindrome (3)

Sorry, my old netbook died and I neglected much of my blogs. :( But back to the schedule. o/

Passion Fruit Fanta also have this effects. And yes, there IS a Passion Fruit Fanta.

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B: ...Then, she said that I'm human and boring, so, I decided to get drunk, like a normal human.
V: Bram, you're drinking lactose-free milk.
B: I know.
B: But I'll get serious now! Waiter! Bring me a full glass of Coke Blak!

Twilight Sindrome (2)

I'm still alive. I think. xD

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B: Come on, Lucy, give me a chance!
L: Why? You don't drink blood, neither even howl to the moon. You are just a boring human boy, like Mike Newton.
B: LIKE WHO?

Twilight Sindrome (1)

Yep. Twilight jokes. Don't say to me that you didn't see that coming. :P

Vlad just doesn't want to look like a chilli pepper.

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F: Whisper, whisper. Hihi. Whisper...
F: Whisper, whisper. Hihi. Whisper. Whisper, whisper. Hihi. Whisper. Hihihi.
V: Lucy!
L: Hmmm?
V: Tell your friends...
V: ...THAT I DON'T SPARKLE!
V: I avoid the sun because I have a sensitive pale skin.
F: Aaaaaaaw.