...And that's why we won't see Vlad biting people very often. This and his age, because vampire children don't have the same bloodlust of adult ones.
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B: "So, my blood is junk food?"
V: "Yeah."
V: "Humans eat a lot of junk these days. Their blood tastes bad and harm the teeth."
B: "Wow. God saves sugar and saturated fat, then."
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